"As I'm fond of saying, that platemail ain't for show. Get in there with the melee! You want your mana back? Put your purse down and hit the fucking thing!"
Sigvard is a nordic male name that has been used in nordic countries since the 12th Century, but the version Sigurd was more common. It's made up of words meaning Victory and Guardian.
I really hope your comment is made in jest, with your tongue in your cheek, otherwise you come off as bit of a dick considering you didn't contribute anything your self either.